I always find the About Me section of any website to be symophany of self promotion, lyrical manipulation and overall ball fanning.
I could inform everyone who happens to find themselves on this page that I am medical doctor who specializes in augmenting lifestyles for the rich and famous, was a two time Mr. USA and traveled the world partaking in all sorts of shenanigans, have all sorts of degrees and credentials to make myself feel smart and am a published author of the most erotic of fictions. But again too much ball fanning for me.
What I like to consider myself a redneck who got very lucky that views life as a novel being written daily. A novel that when its all said and done is one that I would want to read myself.
LYFE is too short to be boring (so) never aim to be normal (always) strive to be extraordinary by becoming your own fucking T. Rex!